Prom 2009.  More to come tomorrow.

Finished off the regular season with a 9-8 loss to a sub-par team.  Could’ve won the league, but we end up sharing the title with another team.  A truly pathetic finish.

#25 not really in progress. After demolishing a pulled pork sandwich, baked beans and a few brews I got to thinking, am I losing weight?  Well, turns out that I am not.  In fact, I may have added a few lbs.  How could this happen? Looking back on the week that was it is easy to see why the pounds aren’t flying off.  Over the past seven days I have eaten buckets of sushi, two burgers and fries, an enormous steak dinner, syrup and butter covered pancakes, a large pizza (not once, but twice), an all you can eat brunch, a big fat burrito, an all you can eat BBQ dinner, a few hot dogs, a bagel every morning and the above mentioned pulled pork sandwich.  Oh, and maybe a beer or two to wash it all down.  So why am I not losing weight?

#81 in progress. My dad let his Chicago office know that he would appreciate it if a few tickets to the Cubs vs. Reds game on July 24th were made available for our trip to the city.  A few hours later we had six seats locked and loaded. Few things are more enjoyable than a Friday day game at Wrigley. Thanks, Dad.

Back to the grind.  Burritos and Margaritas to cap off the work day.

Happy Mother’s Day from Lake Sherwood Country Club where we ate, drank and were more or less merry.  For some more pics from the day click here.

#24 in progress. Finally tried Casa Bianca in Eagle Rock, a down home Italian joint famous for its pizza.  We waited 45 minutes to be seated, another 45 minutes to be served, but in the end it was well worth it.  Great Za.

Dry Heat

#24 in progress. Took Sonia and Brittany to Morton’s for a steak dinner.  Despite spending eight or so years in the midwest I had never eaten at this Chicago staple.  I have to say, from apps to entree it was excellent.

#53 Done. Escaped to Palm Springs for a couple of days for a pre Mother’s Day celebration.  We scored the best poolside bed with amble shade for the 95+ temps.  Kindle + Food + Drinks + Pool is just what the doctor ordered.

Happy Odd Day.  Today’s date, 05/07/09, is a rare occurrence in that it consists of three consecutive odd numbers.  It is an event that happens only six times a century.  The first Odd Day of this century occurred on 01/03/05.  So if you’re feeling odd today now you know why.

All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.

Homer Simpson

Happy 5th of May.

Now who’s paranoid?  The Swine Flu has struck at Devin’s school and class has been canceled for at least a week. Fear the swine.

Speaking of Swine (from Pulp Fiction)

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

Netflixed “The Happening” last night.  This movie has a good shot of gaining cult status for being so god awful it has to be seen over and over just to reaffirm that it was actually made.  The Crappening is proof that once you produce a hit you can work in Hollywood forever.  Ever since The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shamalamalawhateverhisnameis has been getting paid tens of millions of dollars a picture to write and direct the most absurd and unwatchable movies around.

APRIL RECAP.  If I had only waited for the Kentucky Derby to bet my long shot, the race in which long shot Mine that Bird (60-1) won, my $50 dollar bet would have netted me $50,000 dollars.  Damn.  Nevertheless, April was a good month.  I turned 36, our business grew up a bit, hung out with my sister Michelle briefly, haven’t contracted Swine Flu (yet), baseball is back, and my buddy Matt, a guy who couldn’t even arrange for a proper haircut (as evidenced in the above photograph) had a kid.

Over the last month Sonia and I knocked off another eight goals and continued to chip away at a number of others.  Let’s start with the ones we put to bed…

#15. We finally got ourselves insured.  Thankfully my Ambien fiasco didn’t result in a hospital visit.  Which reminds me of some great advice, never take Ambien and a laxative at the same time.

#60. Sonia bought me a watch for my birthday.

#50. We visited the largest buddhist temple in the country.

#17. Got our passports.  Trying to figure out where to use them.

#13. We became altruistically generous.

#23. Saw my tenth movie of the year in the theatre.  At least ten more to follow.

#39. Took a boat ride.  Regretted it.

#83. Put metal in my daughter’s mouth.  Good to see the immediate confidence boost.

As for the ones we’ve put a dent into…

#5. Hardly

#8. Revenues continue to grow.  Expenses too.

#19. Yep.

#22. Read Tropic of Cancer, my second of five.  Review to come.

#24. New restaurants tried are: XIV in Hollywood, Castaway in Burbank, The Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, 8oz Burger Bar on Melrose, King Fish in Long Beach and Kiwami in Studio City.

#25. Going the wrong way.

#28. Saw my second of five. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

#57. Better every day.

That’s about it for April.  Off to May.

# 8 in progress. April was an interesting month for LA Fashion Insider.  We suffered a minor setback when a vendor launched an attack on us after learning one of his employees wanted to join us.  Nevertheless, the vendor was easily replaced and damage appears to be minimal.  As a company our April revenue was up 63% from April 2008 and up just over 5% from last month.  We also hired our first employee who starts later this month.

Insomnia

So, I often have trouble sleeping at night.  Every so often I take an Ambien to catch up on my Zzz’s.  This morning I swallowed what I thought was my thyroid meds, but instead took 12.5 mgs of Ambien.  Needless to say I slept through my morning, including running into not one, but two poles with the truck.  Sleep driving.  Could have been the WORST morning ever.  Turned out to be the “worst” morning ever.

The Youmans brothers locked down the left side of the infield and Devin was a thief in the outfield as the Wilshire Bombers took control of first place with just one game to go.

Tickets have been bought.  We’re NYC bound July 9th thru the 12th.  Numbers 9, 35, 46, 78, 92 and 93 will fall. I can already taste that New Yawk Dawg.

#24 in progress.  Anyone who knows us knows our obsession with Katsu-ya sushi.  Well tonight that obsession grew with the discovery of Chef Katsu-ya’s new restaurant Kiwami (Japanese for The Ultimate). Kimawi is the seventh restaurant under the Katsu-ya umbrella, but unique in that Katsu-ya himself is actually behind the counter.  Sonia called tonight’s meal her best ever.  High praise.

#83 Done. Brittany completed the first step in what will ultimately “perfect” her smile and facial features.  I remember from the time I was about ten years old being told by every dentist I saw that braces were necessary.  My parents always seemed to disagree.  After being presented with Brittany’s bill I guess I understand why.

#44 in progress.  The next item to discuss in my bequeathment series is this framed Avalanche Super Bar photograph. Not only is this masterpiece the centerpiece of our home, it is also a daily reminder of some of my fondest memories at Marquette.  I may have spent more time in the Lanche than the classroom, but the friendships and alcohol tolerance gained made the loss of brain cells well worth it.  And I couldn’t have lost half of those brain cells if it weren’t for my buddy Matt who often paid the five quarters it took to buy a can of Pabst Red, White & Blue when I couldn’t afford it.  With that said, I bequeath my Lanche’ masterpiece to Matt Lucey and his new daughter Addie.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

Yogi Berra

http://www.viddler.com/player/4441f05b/

#39 Done.  We spent the day at the Long Beach Aquarium and made the mistake of going on a whale watching tour.  Forget that we didn’t see a whale, it was the Deadliest Catchesque waves that were the real killer.  Although the above video doesn’t convey the horror, 90% of the poor souls on the boat were either vomiting or holding it in.  I need to find a do over.

Exit Only

Yes, I understand we have a family history.  And yes, I may even one day submit to my family’s wishes and get a colonoscopy.  But that day will not come until I long forget this is even possible.

#24 in progress.  Tried 8oz burger bar on Melrose in West Hollywood.  Love my burger and this place had a good one.  Laurel Tavern is still in first place.

http://www.viddler.com/player/b7382046/

#7 is done, but we’re not.

#22 Done. While I’ll probably see at least a dozen more, Earth was the tenth and final movie I needed to see in a theatre to complete this goal.   Like the Discovery Channel series, Earth is a fantastic documentary.

Movies seen at the theatre in 2009 are:

  1. Gran Torino
  2. Revolutionary Road
  3. The Wrestler
  4. Taken
  5. Confessions of a Shopaholic
  6. The International
  7. I Love You, Man
  8. Sunshine Cleaning
  9. Observe and Report
  10. Earth
  11. Star Trek
  12. The Brothers Bloom
  13. Angels and Demons
  14. The Hangover
  15. Bruno
  16. The Hurt Locker
  17. 500 Days of Summer
  18. District 9
  19. Inglorious Basterds
  20. Paranormal Activity
  21. This Is It

Netflixed Body of Lies.  A good modern day spy flick.

LAFashionInsider is officially an employer.  Good-bye frequent Katsuya dinners, hello operating costs.

#13 Done.  While we’re not in the position to be sponsoring others, our list has pushed us both to do so.  Two players on Brit’s team are unable to come up with their dues, so Sonia and I have pledged a couple of bar nights a week to the cause.

90+ degrees today.  This is why we live here.

That’s more like it.

#18 Finito.  Finally have a passport.  Now I just need somewhere to go.

#24 in progress.  Enjoyed lunch at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Sat in the courtyard with Victoria Beckham, Rob Reiner and a ton of big shots.  But I was the one eating lunch with the prettiest girl.

Growing Pains

We learned that we are swimming with sharks in downtown Los Angeles.  Lots of paranoid people in the fashion industry.  We were set to hire our first employee, but then the current employer blew a gasket and decided to defame us in an email campaign to our clients.  It took a bit of damage control, but so far so good.

http://www.viddler.com/player/ae77b5f7/

This is the first inning of the season for us recorded via the iphone sticking out of my jacket pocket.  Baseball is back.

It’s April in L.A. for Godsakes. I wish global warming meant it was warm.

A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color… person?”

Demetri Martin

Netflixed this one.  Our friend had a small part in it, but overall this one was blah.  Looking forward to a comedy that makes me laugh out loud.  Perhaps “Bruno” this summer.

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he’s staring out of the window.

Burton Rascoe

#23 in Progress.  Saw Observe and Report today. 90% crappy, 10% funny – 100% wait for cable.  Nine down, one to go.

http://www.viddler.com/player/c8696af4/

#50 Done. This was a cool surprise trip we took on my birthday.  Hsi Lai Temple in Hacienda Heights, CA is the largest Buddhist Temple in the United States.  Felt as if we were in China.  Very tranquil and spiritual place.

#24 in progress.  Sonia took me to XIV by Michael Mina for my birthday dinner.  It’s high end Hollywood hip American tapas.  Basically you order eleven tastes off of the menu. We ordered tastes of six appetizers and five entrees. We were full after nine and gave the last two plates to the Columbian tourists next to us.  Feeling a little bloated, but good stuff.

#60 Done. Sonia’s Birthday present to me was this awesome Burberry watch.  She also surprised me with a trip to #50.  Yes, there may be something a bit ironic about buying a watch and visiting a buddhist temple on the same day, but balance is actually an important buddhist teaching.  Anyway, I’ll tell you more about the temple tomorrow as I am off to appease my gluttonous desires.

“’Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.” Henry David Thoreau “Bullshit” Me

I haven’t been sick for years.  A week into getting health insurance and bam, just in time for the birthday.