#57 Done

#57: Colonoscopy.

I have to tell you, folks, the colonoscopy went absolutely tremendous. The doctors, they were the best, the best doctors. They couldn’t believe it. They said they’d never seen anything like it before. Perfect results, really, just incredible. Cleanest colon they’ve ever seen. And I have to say, the hospital, they treated me very well, very well, unlike the fake press. It’s all thanks to our great healthcare system, the greatest in the world, which, as you know, I made even better. Thank you to the millions of well-wishers. Maybe even a hundred million, we’ll never know. But, all in all, a fantastic experience. Believe me.