A Few Things That Won’t Happen This Year

Now that it’s halftime of the Marquette-Washington game, I figured I’d try to keep my blood pressure down by focusing on other failures. Here’s a few goals that will not happen, but will be included in next year’s list.

#2. Sorry, Sis, not this year. It will be number one on my list next year.

#3. Although there are a number of scenarios in which a man could lose 18 pounds in three weeks, I will be positive and say none of them will happen to me.

#19. I’m serious about the blood pressure. Hasn’t been below 143/93 in a year.

#30. Have a dog and beer with Devin at a Giants game. Forget about #19 for a day.

#35. Most of my free time will be focused on Brit’s next step.

And here’s a few things that won’t happen and won’t be included in next year’s list.

#1 Having our line sold in every state is pretty meaningless in our pursuit, so we’ll keep our focus on the South for the time being.

#17. No me gusta.

#51-#100. Get Brittany to blog.