#23 Begins

8:00am: I have eaten my last meal until sometime after 12pm tomorrow. I am scheduled to be probed at 10:30am tomorrow morning. At 10am today, I will begin a regimen that is to completely rid my body of oysters and western bacon cheeseburgers. When I met with the doc on Tuesday, he said my blood pressure was high and he may not be able to put me under for the procedure if it remains the same. The thought of completing this prep for naught is raising my blood pressure as I write. P.S. My insurance won’t cover any of this, so I’m paying $2000 for the pleasure.

10:00am I just pounded a bottle of Magnesium citrate. Disgustingly sweet, but not too hard. You know, I really don’t think I have a whole lot in my system to give. Had a couple of pieces of Pizza for dinner last night and some cream of wheat for breakfast. Other than being cancer free I’m hoping to lose a few lbs and jumpstart a downward cycle. For the record I’m weighing in at 177lbs.

11:45am: 15mgs of Dulcolax. I have a steel stomach.

2:00pm: Time for the cruelest part. Miralax. The directions call for 17 grams per dose. The doc said I need to take 296 grams.

3:25pm: Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire comes to mind

5:19pm: Hungry!

8:51pm: Raw