So anyway, last night I banged my left hand hard enough for it to swell up over the knuckles by the time I woke up.  However, I’m not sure if it’s broken because the Urgent Care I went to has an infinity for irony and won’t be able to get around to looking at the x-rays until Monday. Fortunately I have a copy of the x-rays in my procession, but when I look at them I see fractures all over the place, so I think I’m doing something wrong.  How did I hurt myself, you ask? I’d rather not say, but I’ll give you three choices to guess from.  A. I was trying to break the long distance record of walking on one’s hands. B. Fought two bank robbers while depositing a Cheesehead option check. C. Banged it against the chair next to me at the Lakers’ game while trying to dislodge my stuck sports coat.